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The Real Laws of Nature

19 May 2018   (unknown author)
Forget Newton, Galileo and Einstein. These are the real laws of nature. You may not believe these laws at first, but are likely to find them to be true from actual experience. 
 
1. Law of Mechanical Repair 
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
 
2. Law of Gravity
Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
 
3. Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
 
4. Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
 
5. Supermarket Law
As soon as you get in the smallest line, the cashier will have to call for help.
 
6. Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
 
7. Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
 
8. Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
 
9. Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
 
10. Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
 
11. Law of the Theater and Hockey Arena
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the end of the performance or the game is over. The folks in the aisle seats come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly folk.
 
12. The Coffee Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss/spouse/child/parent will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
 
13. Murphy's Law of Lockers 
If there are only 2 people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
 
14. Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
 
15. Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
 
16. Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the clothes fit, they're ugly.
 
17. Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no  feet.
 
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
 
19. Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better... But don't make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and over with taking children to the paediatrician.
 

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